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Light food. Is there anything more perverse to put into your mouth? Coke (if you laughed, you have a really dirty mind) Light, Cheese Light, Beer Light, all of them pretty much equal flavor Light to me. And now this Coke Zero wave is trying to suck us into the ocean of non-fat, sugar free soft drinks - yikes! To me, low fat, sugar free, flavor reduced food and beverages are the scourge of our time. It is much like mumbling on a rice cracker as it would give my taste buds a similar carnival of overwhelming flavor. I really wonder why people keep eating/drinking this stuff. It doesn’t taste half as good as the regular products and everyone who says otherwise is hereby cursed by the Sugary King of Corn Syrup.

Well, yes, I get it, people don’t want to gain or want to loose weight but then the question is: Are sweets - although “light” - really the best way to go? And are a couple of pounds really worth the agony of eating Chocolate Light? The thought of Chocolate Light alone makes me shudder. I don’t approve.

Oh, and what’s the deal with light cigarettes? I wonder if they kill you lighter…